horriblyhorrible:

I like staying up all night but I also like getting 12 hours of sleep do you see my problem

osamah: DONT BE SAD LOOK AT THIS DUCK INSTEAD

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

GET IN THE TARDIS EVERYONE WE’RE GOING TO NOVEMBER 23RD

misassandry:

Uh. Nobody should have to tell you they have/had an eating disorder for you to not call them fat. Nobody should have to tell you they’re a rape victim for you to not make rape jokes. Nobody should have to tell you anything about themselves for you to not say shitty things. And if they do you’re an asshole.

edm-life-or-die: Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock

the worst part about having a crush on someone is everything

sixsteen:

i ship me and money